Showing posts with label Lawrence. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Lawrence. Show all posts

06 March 2008

Today in History: March 6

From the March 6, 2003 edition of the University Daily Kansan


This is the kind of thing I used to write for the University Daily Kansan. Complete text is in the comments section, in case the scanned-in article is too hard to read (you can also click the images to enlarge). Bonus points if you can tell me the name of the poet Ryan Clinger quotes at the tail end of the story.

11 January 2008

A night at the Love Garden


If you're anywhere near Lawrence, Kansas tonight, you should stop by and check out Liz Gardner's "Pocket-Sized Pieces" art opening at the Love Garden. Art, wine and whores davores (that's a funetic spelling, I don't speak French) starting at 7 p.m. Ghosty plays at 8.

I contributed to the art pieces by writing short poems for about one third of the pieces, and they will be on display as well. Though my involvement is a small one, it's been lots of fun to assist Liz with this project, and just being able to say that my haiku line the walls of the Love Garden is kind of fun in itself. Maybe more so if you didn't know that the Love Garden is a record store at 936 1/2 Mass.

If you can't come to the opening, swing by the store anytime in the next month. They'll still be up.

Also, for you music fans, Ghosty will also be playing (as a 7-piece!) Saturday night at the Record Bar with opening bands Fourth of July and hometown hip-hop hero Miles Bonny.

To read the Lawrence.com article about Liz's art show, click here. For some recent local press about Ghosty, check out this from The Pitch and this from Lawrence.com.

Hope to see you out this weekend.

27 December 2007

Thursday Tracks: Two-Dollar Shoe Archive


I got an e-mail the other day from Clamp asking about a "Two-Dollar Shoe" track I posted here a few months ago. He was looking to update the archive of the group that he played in along with a half-dozen or more talented bluegrass musicians based in Lawrence, Kansas. Fortunately I found the CD, and despite it being coated in scratches, it still played. Even more fortunately, this selected archive is available for all to see and hear. A chronological tracklist and a bunch of photos are available here, which is a real treat for everyone who remembers seeing them play and also those who never got the chance. I got to see a couple of these guys over the break and am happy to report that they're still playing music. You can hear some of Charlie's songs here and Adam's here.

The above picture was taken by Kinser, who has been posting a lot of great photos from Poland. Like this one below.

16 October 2007

?-ARUSA


Cold weather is on its way, and that psychedelicious summer blowout, Wakarusa Festival (Four-days of music and camping with 70+ bands on multiple stages at Clinton Lake in Lawrence, Kansas) seems farther away than ever.

The streams of hippies, jam-banders and ravers that filter through Lawrence each summer (and litter downtown streets for weeks afterwards) are no doubt at a loss for what to do with themselves during these cold, dark days. For those who can not afford the fare to Ibiza, Goa or Essaouira, I've been working on imagining alternative affairs to fill in the time/void between Wakarusa Festivals. The only catch is, they all have to more or less rhyme with Wakarusa.

I had a lot of fun with this, but I'm only including my favorite 15 for now. A special reader-generated list will be posted here next month, so your own ideas for Wakarusalternatives are welcome. In the spirit of festivals, the more the merrier.

Here's a look at my current favorite like-named alternatives to Wakarusa Fest:

Tacorusa
A giant taco-feed, open to people of all ages, creeds and cultures

Guacarusa
Originally a part of Tacorusa, Guacarusa was able to become its own event thanks to generous funding from La Raza

Spockarusa
A bunch of people dressed like Spock and/or naturally resembling Leonard "Party Long and Prosper" Nimoy

Glockarusa
The most dangerous of all 'rusas

Jockarusa
An attempt by the KU Athletic Department to draw attention to sports instead of hippie culture, promoted with the slogan, "Don't get high, get in shape!"

Iraqarusa
A portable version of Wakarusa Fest, taking place at various military bases throughout the occupied regions. Like the real thing, only thousands of miles away and without all the long hair and frivolity

Polackarusa
A celebration of Polish culture designed to combat negative stereotypes brought about by decades of Polack jokes. Features traditional folk music, dances and a Kielbasa cookoff.

Wild Bill Hickockarusa
A celebration of the fastest draw in the Wild West, perhaps taking place in one of those all-but-abandoned cavalry outposts between Topeka and Kanorado

Cockblockarusa
A sorority party in which nerds arrive first and flirt with surprising success, only to be interrupted and outmaneuvered at the last moment by more socially adept jock-types

Tony La Russa
A marathon screening of all the World Series the famed MLB manager has been a part of

Hemlockarusa
A celebration of the life of Socrates, with a reading of his works followed by a ritualistic (mock) suicide

Chicken Pockarusa
An assembly of blemished primary-schoolers

Talkarusa
A festival dedicated to putting aside the time to talk out your differences. A big letdown for men whose girlfriends mislead them into thinking they'll be attending the more-popular "Tacorusa"

Liplockarusa
A giant kiss-off

Crockarusa
A swap-meet dedicated exclusively to crock pots

Now it's your turn. Good luck!

31 July 2007

Banging gongs and hunting for ghosts



Summertime at night is the right time for spectral photography.

Usually the nocturnal photo shoots we complete are whimsical and innocent, such as the shadow dance-off that Adam and I took part in during last weekend’s Bloch Party, or the Kermit the Frog shots we took last Winter. But sometimes we stumble into a realm of photography more informed by the supernatural.

One source of ghastly images this summer has been the University of Kansas campus. Set on a hill overlooking both the Kaw and Wakarusa river valleys, the KU campus is at once a shining academy on the hill and the rugged ancestral Indian grounds the white man first referred to as Hogback Ridge.

Aesthetically, there is much to interest the nighttime visitor to the KU campus: The primordial mists and willow trees of Potter Lake. The snow-white glare of the streetlights on the newer buildings. The hum of the generators and giant air conditioners. The alluring darkness of the tunnels and steam vents behind the old limestone buildings. The sculpture of Moses kneeling reverently before the stained-glass burning bush at Smith Hall.

Another lovely aspect of the KU campus at night is the colors. A row of columns stand especially tall in the dull orange glow of an almost burned-out light. The bright yellow windows of Anschutz look like panels on a giant spacecraft that's stopped to recharge its batteries overnight. The lights, leaves and sky combine to paint the hill in a spectrum of soft yellows, greens and blues – a gentle but highly expressionistic palate that reminds one of Van Gogh.

Music Hall Mystics


Among the many picturesque landmarks and buildings on campus, the one that fascinates me the most is the music building.

Today, Murphy Hall is a modern, well-lighted place, but you should have seen it in the fall of 1999. They were demolishing, rebuilding or renovating most of the building, transforming an already confusing structure into a labyrinth of blocked-off hallways, burned-out lights and construction equipment. My friend Andrew had a class there that year, and he was convinced the place was haunted.

To test his theory, Andrew recruited two of us to go on a ghost-hunting expedition, which we excitedly agreed to. The three of us met one Thursday at midnight, drank a few beers in the bushes and proceeded to scour the premises for any trace of spirit life.

We were greeted by the sounds of warbling tubas, atonal piano scales and faint violins, lured on by flickering EXIT signs that instead led to chained-off doors you could open up just enough to see a sudden drop-off several stories deep.

Though the sound of instruments indicated there were people in the building, we didn't see a soul until we went outside, where several figures were walking around garbed entirely in white. These, however, were not specters, but a small crew of Mexican construction workers wearing haz-mat suits to protect themselves from lead-based paint and/or asbestos.

If we had sought to find an honest-to-goodness ghost, we had (perhaps predictably) failed.

Still, the adventure provided me with images that would haunt me for years, such as a partially chained-off hallway door giving way to an abyss of broken pianos.

Return to Murphy


This month I got returned to Murphy for only the second time since my student days. Dave and Mike were helping Andrew Morgan put some finishing percussive touches on his album, and Andrew had secured the key to the large rehearsal room for the week.

After playing bell trees, celestas, chimes and drums, Natalya and I decided to explore the premises while our friends got down to serious recording.

Once again, we didn't run across anyone, just took pictures, rode elevators and followed stairwells, aimlessly combing the miles of silent hallspace within the music building complex. In the courtyard, we took off our shoes and sat on the steps facing the full moon.

Almost two hours passed by the time we made it back to the rehearsal hall, and the guys had finished recording everything except for a few crashes from the giant gong. As the last blast of the gong faded, we said our goodbyes and drove back home through an empty campus.

When we uploaded our photos the next day, we were spooked to find that there were indeed spectral images lurking in the corners of the digital compositions. The midnight ghosts of Murphy were real after all.



A closer look revealed that these spirits were not unfamiliar. Like all those "Sixth Sense" style movies where the protaganists discover they're actually dead, we recognized the ghosts in the photos as ourselves.



Skeptics among you might chalk this up to a slow shutter speed and not the supernatural, but I personally felt as if the apparitions I'd searched for years ago were finally appearing to me through the medium of digital photography. In the words of an acquaintance of mine who is an expert on the occult: If you let a black cat loose on the world, that cat may one day find its way back to you.

We later learned that David had stayed around and played piano for several hours after our departure, and I felt a lot better knowing that any spirits we'd photographically conjured had likely been dispelled by D's soulful sweeps of the Steinway.

It will probably be a while before I go back to Murphy Hall, at least in the dead of night. Fortunately, we preserved a number of images from our journey in this photo set. Even if there aren't real ghosts in the music hall, the music majors among you can attest that the difference between zombie and music student can be hard to distinguish. So be wary if you visit.

Speaking of zombies, if I don't wrap up this post, I'm going to become one myself. Thank you for reading, and stay tuned for more stories of brushes with the spirit world.

22 June 2007

summer


It's officially summer now, the perfect time to go on a wild one. Actually, this picture is from last Bastille Day (I've grown 6 inches and put on 45 lbs of muscle since then) but you might find me in a similar position before Sunday's kickball game. Blue Collar 4 eva.

Last night I went to a bonfire kindled by some friends of mine north of Lawrence. There were a lot of babies, some bluegrass and a dog that was as large as a horse.

Tonight I'm going to see the farewell performance by The Fairer Sex. Zach is moving to Texas, Ed to Morocco. Life goes on. I will let you know when their album is available, because I know for a fact that it is a winner. I even contributed 54 seconds of banjo.

love,

LW

14 June 2007

I Carry An Owl To Lawrence



One evening a year ago, I stood on the Acropolis and, with a sense of deep fulfillment, I released an owl that I had carried to Athens.

My decision to do so had taken shape one night when I couldn't sleep. In such dark hours, I make decisions that I then immediately carry out, circumstances at all permitting. This new and so far perhaps boldest decision could not be put into effect all that easily, but its realization could be prepared right away. I dressed and went off to see my bird dealer. His shop is closed at night, needless to say; regular patrons use a concealed night bell. I rang and was soon standing among cloth-draped cages in the nocturnal dimness of the bird shop. The owner asked me what I would like.

"An owl, please," I said.

"Aha," he said, winking, as if relishing the shrewd expertise of his client. "You're a connoisseur. Most customers make the mistake of selecting an owl in daylight. Should I gift-wrap it?"

"No. It's not for me. I'd like to carry it to Athens."


-- excerpt from "I Carry An Owl To Athens" by Wolfgang Hildesheimer, translated by Joachim Neugroschel.

This story, which like all of Hildescheimer's short works is quite hilarious, follows one man's quest to complete an act which was historically considered to be the epitome of superfluousness (on account of there already being so many owls in Athens, since owls are Athene's spirit animal and Athens is Athene's city).

As you can see from the above photo, I completed a similar mission by carrying an owl all the way to Lawrence, Kansas. Which is also quite superfluous, although perhaps for different reasons.

If you'd like to read more of Hildesheimer's stories, you can read the complete text of the owl story in German here. Or you can pick up a used copy of his translated story collection on Amazon for super-cheap. Or find it at Watson Library. Or borrow mine.

The picture, I must add, comes from the freshly posted series of outtakes from the Urban Photo Safari Jennifer and I undertook this weekend. Usually the event takes place in Kansas City, but they moved it to Lawrence this year to shake things up. Come Friday, you can see the selections of 20 or so weekend photographers on the Urban Photo Safari site.



For a view of what I'm looking out at from my perch in the top photo, here's a picture I took myself back in 2005.

12 June 2007

never too young to rock


Wakarusa Fest has come and gone, though many colorful buskers and drifter-types will tarry on in Larrytown indefinitely. And why not? There's a nice downtown, a river and flavored ice of many colors available at Tad's Tropical Snow (on the NW corner of Ninth & Iowa Streets). Yes, a carefree festivalgoer in this part of the world has much to be happy about.

Myself, however... I still get out to shows, but I don't always feel the same enthusiasm as the kids. Still, the nice thing about taking a chance on catching a band live is that once in a while something will blow you away, sometimes when (and where) you least expect it.

Last Sunday evening, while driving north on New York Street, I saw a group of adults standing in a front yard, smiling and facing the house as if it were a stage. I didn't see anyone on the porch, though. Until I got closer.

There were indeed someones on the porch, which had been transformed into a stage by four young children playing a full-out rock show, complete with keyboard, drums and an electric guitar with a mini-amplifier. I had no choice but to pull over and watch.

When I walked up, the parents and neighbors welcomed me, but warned that I might become a captive audience. Their warnings arrived too late. I was already fascinated as I watched a song with a solid rhythm and actual melody break down into youthful rebellion.

The song I walked up to was apparently to be their last, but as shouts of "encore" rang out from the crowd, the lead singer/guitarist, a boy with long blond hair and a Superman t-shirt, picked his guitar up, hesitated for a moment, and yelled "They want one more? We'll give 'em one more!"

The crowd didn't just want an instrumental, though. They shouted for a boy named Henry to sing. When Henry -- who must have been about 5 -- screamed his disapproval, his parents only encouraged him further, shouting "Just like that!" Henry, however, was not having it, and he responded by swinging his microphone (which was either a toy or a plastic gardening tool) at his bandmates.

The drummer had barely struck up a beat on the makeshift floor toms when Henry's mic stand came down on his left hand, knocking out one of his drumsticks. The drummer, a kind of Keith Moon for the very young, retrieved it with his left hand while fending Henry off with his right foot.

Inspired by this outburst, the guitarist/singer shouted "I know! We'll call this song The Fight!" and then launched into a fast-paced riff.

The keyboardist, the only female member of the group, played on as if unaware of the chaos her bandmates were caught up in. She played melodic -- at times almost atonal -- lines that recalled the keyboards on "Sister Ray," and both her capable playing and distinguished posture held the band together nicely.

The rhythm section soon brought the encore to a shambolic halt, which was met by passionate applause and whistling from the crowd. The band members may have been short in stature, but this was punk rock on a grand scale.

As I walked away and bid farewell to the parents who had welcomed me, I marveled at what a fun set it had been. Even if I'd only seen one song, it might have been the best show I've ever been to.

(the above photo was not taken at this show, but is from the set Jenn took for the Only Children's feature on Spin.com)

06 February 2007

lawrence, cuba libres and a gallery closing


I spent a night in Lawrence for the first time since the very start of 2007. On my drive up to town Saturday night, I looked out the window and noticed the sky was getting a lot bigger and the stars a bit brighter. It's not so much that I felt like I could breathe again, it's that I noticed I was breathing.

After racing across the Wakarusa, I listened to the disappointing last few minutes of the KU game on the radio before shivering on into the Olive. There was an art opening underway for an exhibit of paintings by Josh Adams entitled "Remarks."

"Rarely does an idea end up where it began," read the first line of the artist's statement. I liked that. However, I can't remember what else it said because I went right away to examine the paintings for myself.

They were fantastic. I hadn't seen anything by Josh in a few years, and the smaller size of the paintings, the intricacy, and the layered richness of the color reminded me of something I would have seen at any of my favorite art galleries in Europe and the U.S. Like Josh's drumming, his painting style was tight and meticulous, but with enough of his own touch to make it warm and memorable. Go see them if you can.

After the opening, a few of us convened for Cuba Libres at the nearby Room of Tap. Unlike the decadent film crew marooned at the Spanish villa set of Fassbinder's "Beware A Holy Whore," we didn't throw the glasses over our shoulders once they were empty. We just followed the honky-tonk trail to the next honky-tonk, and after that, another. Finally we retreated to D's Mississippi Street studio, where he entertained us with a few late-night treats from his own well-tempered clavier.

The next day after coffee I took off for Kansas City, but because the DJ on KJ was playing such great blues guitar songs and female blues singers, I just drove around East of town until I finally hit K-10. I had wanted to go back to the Olive to pick up some things and take another look at the artwork, but they're no longer open on Sundays in preparation for closing the whole place down at the end of the month.
It's a sad thing, but the people at the Olive should be proud of what they put together and the spirit of creativity and oppportunity with which they did it. For now, I'd like to bid the gallery a fond farewell. Rarely does an idea end where it begins, but at least you had the courage to live the dream.

(photo of the couch at the olive gallery upstairs by natalya.bond)

29 January 2007

Kansas Day

Happy Kansas Day! Technically, it is Kansas Night, and there's only a few minutes of it left, so I better post these postcards in a hurry. They will give you an idea of how awesome day-to-day life here really is. Happy Kansas Day, from the bottom of my blogging heart.


From Big Baby T, the adventures of Spaghetti & Lemonade


Story of my life


From the Wetlands adventures, fall 2006


Kansas at its most monumental


Schaake's: a truly sincere pumpkin patch


This child was abandoned by his human parents and raised by Jayhawks

You can wash all of these stunning images of Kansas with this traditional tune performed by The Two-Dollar Shoe Revival Story in August 2003 at the Paradise Cafe. This particular bootleg recording of Two Dollar Shoe features Charlie Rose (banjo, vocals), Matt Gertkikn (guitar), Cody Walters (bass) and Josh Adams (drums).

27 October 2006

Happy 180th Birthday, Hugh!

Today Lt. Colonel Hugh Cameron would have been 180 years old. Who was Hugh Cameron? Basically he was a decorated Civil War veteran and free-stater who for one reason or another decided to live in an old wooden piano box along the bluffs of the Kansas river in his later years, earning him the nickname, "The Kansas Hermit." But he is much more than that. He is an inspiration.

I first happened upon the plaque at 5th and Louisiana streets the morning of July 5, 2001. I was still awake after an extended and enjoyable Independence Day celebration, and finding this plaque at that moment was a nice bit of serendipity. I hadn't even finished reading the synopsis of Hugh's life before I decided he was as much of a literary fairy-godfather as I was ever likely to need, at least for that summer.

I went back there that night with my friend Jacob, who did a bit of research on Hugh's life and wrote a piece about him for the 2001 Disorientation Guide. Among the things Jacob uncovered were the reasons Hugh gave for leaving the town in favor of the wilderness:

"I wanted to be alone; I wanted to become a seer so I buried myself here in the woods. Some day the vision will come."

Aside from the account Jacob compiled and the plaque itself, I hadn't found out much about Hugh until I read this wondeful historical essay about him and a couple of other Lawrence eccentrics. If you have any interest in Hugh's life, or just want to hear an interesting story, I recommend it.

For now, here's a drawing I did of Hugh that depicts him in a whimsical, Whitman-esque light. The placard he is holding reads, "Gallons of Tzatziki Flow Thru the Wakarusa," which at one point I thought would make a fetching title for a collection of poems about the river. It is unlikely that I will ever seek to publish such a chapbook, at least under that title, but Hugh remains a truly inspirational figure. Happy Birthday, Mr. Cameron. 180 years young.

28 September 2006

Blue Collar Gorillas

This is a glimpse of life at Blue Collar Press, where Jennifer and many other area artist/musicians earn their daily wage. They do neat shirts, posters, and assorted music merch design and distro, and even made me some complimentary buttons to promote this humble little site. As evidenced by this photo stream, they also employ gorillas.

29 July 2006

Goodbye, Gloo

When I say "Goodbye, Gloo," it might sound like the sentiment of a teenager swearing off his favorite classroom inhalant, but I assure you I'm speaking of something many times larger and much more intoxicating.

By Gloo, I mean Igloo, the hut in the backyard of the house my girlfriend and friends rented in Lawrence this past year. The Igloo -- which has also been referred to as the Flinstone House, the Smoking Hut, or the Home-Away-From-Home -- is a structure the owners apparently built for their grandchildren to play in.

For such a whimsical little thing, the Igloo's architecture is rather impressive. The walls are built of some kind of adobe resting on a base of half-buried car tires. A number of open arched windows and about a half-dozen glass bottles built into the wall provide mini-shelves and a place for light to shine through. There used to be a Chiefs helmet perched on the roof, but that has since fallen to the ground.

As my friends prepare to move out of the house, a rush of memorable Igloo moments comes back to me.

The first event that really put the Igloo on the map was a taping of a Turnpike episode that featured the band Ghosty (bassist Mike Nolte is one of the house's residents). Host Tim Van Holten and his crew crammed everyone into the cramped quarters for the interview section of the show, which the show's producers tried to depict as taking place on the Dagobah system. Afterwards I planned to conduct a series of Native American purification rituals to counterbalance the exploitation of what I consider a sacred structure, but because I'm not Native American and don't know any rituals, I instead initiated an Igloo hanging-out campaign that went on for many moons. And what marvelous moons they were.

The Igloo wound up being a great destination for impromptu afterhours, especially when a friend or two visited from out of town. With a group of people seated on the benches and a communal 12-pack of PBR in the middle, it was sort of like visiting our caveman roots without even leaving the backyard. For Jennifer’s birthday that summer, we held a backyard barbecue, with the Flinstone House serving as kind of a prehistoric V.I.P. lounge.

More than once, the Igloo served as a getaway from the outside world. On the night of April 30, during the height of her roommates' obsession with "Lost" DVDs, Jennifer and I decided to seek shelter there. While a thunderstorm raged, we lit a few candles, shared a bottle of wine, and did our best to celebrate the old pagan festival of spring known as Walpurgisnacht. Though the wind did little to chill us, it did make the candles flicker so that they occasionally looked like blinking emergency lights.

Thanks to its cramped space and primitive design, the Gloo has an extraordinary effectiveness in bringing out the important things in life. In the same way that the mind is sometimes called a reducing valve for the world (or "mind-at-large"), the Igloo operates as a sort of reducing valve for life in Lawrence, boiling down the city as a whole to what I consider its essential elements: good people, interesting conversation, and the occasional intoxicant.

But for all the times there’s been a fun Igloo hangout session with friends, I’ve spent equally enjoyable time there alone. Like the stormy night I sat until 4 in the morning with a pen and a pad writing absolutely nothing. Or the early morning I went out to the Igloo to record some banjo music but wound up deciding to document bird songs instead. Or the Sunday afternoons I couldn’t think of anything else to do in town but hide out in the hut and listen to music.

Eventually, either the original owners or someone else will move back into the property and make use of the Igloo in whatever way they see fit. But for now, it is likely to be taken over by the abundant locust shells that we’ve periodically swept off the walls. In fact, at the aforementioned birthday party, acclaimed photographer and birthday-cake designer Tara Sloan plucked a locust shell from the Igloo and set it upon the back of the tiny decorative llama she used to decorate the cake. Tara was so amused with her creation that she set it up in the windowsill above the kitchen sink.

With the pots and pans, furniture and house residents disappearing around it, this mini-sculpture only grows more poignant: A locust shell riding a motionless toy llama on the windowsill of a beautiful, soon-to-be-vacated bungalow in Lawrence, Kansas. Sad and bizarre, yet somehow I can relate.

Yesterday I drank a beer inside the Igloo for the last time. Today Jennifer, Mike and Carmen will remove the last bit of furniture and cat hair from the Vermont St. House/Flinstone House complex. Before I get too choked-up saying goodbye to the Igloo and this period of my life, I'd like to make a final blessing: May the Great Spirit watch over the Igloo, and may the spirit of our great times there live on.

(photos taken by Jenn, oil pastel drawing by me)

20 April 2006

4/20 Photo Flashback

This picture is an outtake of a series taken on April 20, 2003. Josh had an idea to take a bunch of Polaroids of Jennifer, himself and I wearing her wigs and standing together in traditional familial poses. We were a happy family, I have to admit.

18 April 2006

larry versus the microburst

Kansans' heads are filled with tornado stories from an early age, be they from movies, news reports or poet-hobos who wander the streets telling folks about the night they rode a twister across county lines and in and out of reality. Rarely, however, are we lucky (or unlucky) enough to actually witness such an event.

March 12 was one of those big days for folks in Lawrence. At around 8 in the morning, some crazy winds bent a bunch of signs, messed up some buildings and felled trees all over town. One of my friends saw the swirling winds directly above him and claimed it was one of the most intense things he'd ever experienced. Another was on the toilet at the time and felt his entire house shake, presumably from the tornado. Most folks either took shelter or slept through it.

I had planned to stay up all night and drive from Kansas City to Lawrence that morning, but all that coffee at Chubby's at 6 a.m. just put me to sleep. I didn't drive up until after the KU vs. Texas Big 12 Championship basketball game, a resounding victory for the 'Hawks. Brother James and I drove up K-10, marvelling at the way the giant green highway signs were curled back. The signs looked so awkward bent up like that, as if some giant had messed with them for his own amusement.

Fortunately, Jennifer and Brother David got up early to take some photos of the chaos. Although I was a late arriver on the scene, I did record a few observations.

The streets were full of debris and broken trees, including several I used to duck around and under on walks to campus.

Downtown, the U.S. Bank revolving door was bashed in, awnings were ripped out and two steeples were toppled from an old brick church, making it once again look like some giant with a perverse sense of symmetry had acted in violent disdain against our beloved college town. The sirens had stopped working earlier, so when there was another tornado warning that afternoon, police officers drove around with megaphones and megaphoned for everyone to take shelter. Most people ignored them.

On Ninth Street, the sign at Jensen's liquor store had been blown out, but the line to buy booze was almost out the door. People were stocking up like it was the last day anyone would be selling liquor ever. The clerks had the new Roelofs album playing overhead, adding nicely to the apocalyptic effect.

On Mississippi street, David's bike had been thrown into the middle of the yard along with the porch fence it was locked to. We sipped beers and drank in the weirdness around back where the porch was more intact. The wooden owl on the outside staircase looked pretty ominous in the stormy twilight, as did the branches overhead. Across the street at the stadium, the hammer/discus cage had been pitifully beat in. There was greenish haze all over town, the result of everything having been stirred up at once. "It was like we were living in a zombie movie," someone said later.

By evening, people had grown a bit bolder in celebrating the weather and KU victory. Fireworks and shouts rang out from Oread apartment complexes. People gathered on lawns to drink and barbecue by the light of tiki torches. It was Lawrence at its finest, and I don't mean that in a "banding together to help one another" way, though I'm sure some of that went on. It was more of a "classes are canceled, my DVD player won't work and it's not like I'll be paying for the damage to my apartment, so let's go outside and be weird" vibe.

After dark, South Park was pitch black and blocked off, its darkness both foreboding and appealing, as if the park had suddenly become a boundless haven for revelers and murderers. The streetlamps around the playground and bandstand were all knocked out, and it looked like what it would have been like had the Ents lost their battle with Isengaard.

We drove West on Sixth Street to get some food and watch the news from Kaspar's (or whatever it's called now). On the way we passed by the rocket in Centennial Park, which might have been the strangest thing I had seen all day. Even in broad daylight, the structure looks like a curious remnant from and/or tribute to the cold war. But in the midst of all the damage, fireworks and lingering flashes of lightning, the fake warhead took on a brand new absurdity. It was as if to say, "Should the communists or tornadoists decide to return to Lawrence, Lawrence will be ready."

09 April 2006

hootinanity

My new Deering "Goodtime" banjo is the most aptly-named instrument I have ever known. I bought it a few weeks ago at Mountain Music Shoppe in Shawnee and every time I pick it up I have a hard time putting it back down. With my new five string, a few blues harps and a bit of inspiration from folks like Sonny Terry and Two Dollar Shoe, I've dabbled quite a bit in Americana lately.

This past Friday night, we had us a hootenanny. It went down in a kitchen on tennessee street with Zach, Ben and I yelling and me playing harp, someone playing spoons and a storm blowing in. When I told my friend Nick about it the next day he said it sounded like it was "the hootenaniest hootenanny to ever hoot a nanny."

It amazed me, the way Nick made that line up on the spot and delivered it like it was nothing. I did some thinking later and decided that hootenanny would make a great separable prefix verb in German, namely, Nannyhooten.

For example, "Wir haben eine Nanny gehootet."

sample dialogue:

Lars: Klara, Heute Abend hooten wir eine Nanny. Hast du Lust, mitzuhooten?

Klara: Ja, ich habe Lust, aber leider kann ich nicht so gut nannyhooten :(

Lars: Quatsch! Das kann Jeder! Deshalb machen Hootenannys so viel Spass!

Or something like that. That won't be of much interest to you if you don't speak German, but if you don't, maybe it will help encourage you to learn. Maybe.

I will leave you now with a photo of a man called Apple-Core Jack. He is so named because he was carved from an apple core, and the name Jack seems to fit. I salvaged him from my grandfather's house shortly before the bulldozers took it down.

16 January 2006

good bye, turtle

The Campanile Valley specifically the dance pavillion is a place we used to joke was the ancestral home of the trolls.

The valley is also home to a host of many journeys I only undertook through reading -- Hessel's walks through Berlin, Arturo Bandini having nowhere to go after getting his clothes thrown out the window.

Today I sat under the willow trees of Potter Lake and looked at the Campanile, which in the water wavered like a snake under the spell of its charmer. I remembered climbing it the day Andrew "andmoreagain" Morgan rented the thing out to get a custom recording of the bell player. AC sneaked in a backpack of beer and I poked my head out the top and it seemed like I was caught in a terrible windstorm. AC looked out the window grate and shouted to a kid, "I AM THE ELF OF THE TOWER."

But that was in 2003. Today I sat there and drank a cola from Arby's, and as I was taking my sunglasses off a kid who had been searching for turtles with his father ran by yelling "Bye, Bye, Turtle!"

I listened to him laugh and watched him run and sincerely hoped he wouldn't get eaten by the trolls