15 July 2008

I Could Never Fight A Cat Like That


I thought back about the last post a little while ago and decided it really didn't have much of a point. Although that hasn't stopped me from posting more than my share of shaggy-dog stories in the past, yesterday's gator photo-sequence was worthwhile only for its exposure of what really goes on in America's zoos.

But don't worry, fair readers, friends and spam-bots: There are no gators in the KC sewers, and if they do show up here they arrive at night, peaceful-like and made of plywood.

In more somber animal news, a legendary Midtown feline passed away last week. Ronald Reagan -- a black-and-white house cat that at 30 pounds was an outright colossus -- died last week at the age of 10. Ronald was my neighbor's cat for the past 2 years or so. He was already in possession of his presidential name when my friend adopted him. In fact all we knew about Ronald's early years was that they were almost entirely spent in the back rooms of a Kansas City BBQ joint. I'm not even kidding.

So Ronald is gone from the apartment building, and from this life, but I'm sure I'll still picture his sleek but massive frame in the first-story window, head raised, hair spiked and stuck together after a flea bath, sitting with all the street-tough aplomb of a brooding, self-grooming prize-fighter; fat has hell and fully aware he's in a class by himself.

So so long, Ronald Reagan. It's goodbye all over again.

14 July 2008

I have a long and involved history with gators


"A day in the life of a zookeeper" by Natalya Bond

Luke at play
Gator jockey


Face 2 Face

12 July 2008

Mad is sun


Madison is a nice town and a good place for 4th of July fun. Pictures courtesy of Natalya.

(Welvis says this looks like time travelin and Welvis knows what he is talkin about)

11 July 2008

Pi


Liz's art opening is at 6 tonight at the Pi Gallery, right next door to Grinders. If you can't swing by tonight, her art will be up for another two weeks or so.

10 July 2008

Fairer Sex Last Show


Tonight at the Taproom, with the Roseline. Should be fun.

09 July 2008

Thak your lucky stars

If I want a bit of local news, I read the Kansas City Star. If I want some cheap entertainment, I read kansascity.com. As the paper itself has surely figured out, the comments section takes on a life of its own, often superseding the story itself in terms of excitement and even informativeness. Take, for example, this comment left on yesterday's story about police killing a gunman in Swope Park (my disc golf park of choice). The comment -- left in all-caps by someone named S/S -- is worth quoting in full. Citizen reporting doesn't get any more riveting than this.

I WAS JUST PASSING THE STOP LIGHT AT GREGORY AND JACKSON, WHEN A TAN SEDAN FLEW AND I MEAN LITTERALLY FLEW PASSED ME HEADING INTO SWOPE PARK AT A SPEED OF NO LESS THAN 70 MILES PER HOUR, I COULD SEE HIM PASSING, WEAVING IN AND OUT OF TRAFFIC, BY THE TIME I REACHED THE TURN TO THE ZOO, I COULD SEE HIM TURNING THE CORNER TOWARDS OLDHAM. WNEN I WAS GETTIG READY TO TURN THE LAST CORNER TOWARDS HILLCREST,I SAW HIS CAR, IN THE TREE, FRONT END STEMING AND CRUSHED, I DID STOP, THERE WERE SEVERAL OTHER CARS ALREADY THAT HAD ALSO STOPPED 3 OF THEM FROM WHAT I SAW ON THERE CELL PHONES, I ASSUMED THAT THEY HAD ALREADY CONTACTED THE POLICE. TO MY AMASEMENT,JUST AS I WAS REACHING FOR MY PHONE AND THE CAR DOOR, THE MAN OPEND THE DOOR OF HIS WRECKED CAR, GOT OUT WITH A SHOT GUN IN HIS HAND, STAGGERED, STRAIGHTENED UP AND MARCHED STRAIGHT DOWN THE MIDDLE OF THE ROAD. NOT SURE WHAT TO DO, I DECIDED THAT I HAD TO GET THE HELL OUT OF THERE AS FAST AS POSSIBLE, AND OPTED TO QUICKLY PASS HIM.
THIS MORNING I HEARD WHAT HAD ACTUALLY HAPPEND YESTERDAY EVENING, AND THAK MY LUCKY STARS THAT I GOT OUT OF THERE. GLAD NO INNOCENT BY STANDERS GOT HURT.

08 July 2008

Belgian Red

Each bottle of New Glarus' Belgian Red contains one pound of cherries. I brought a few bottles back from Wisconsin, so if you want to give it a try you'd better give me a call very soon. Or else just drive to Wisconsin yourself and pick up a case. This beer has won a lot of awards. It is very tasty and only costs $7.49 at Festival Foods in Oshkosh.

03 July 2008

Hanging Around


Yeah, I'm still around.

It's still raining here and I keep making the mistake of sitting in the one lawn chair I didn't dry off, so I thought I'd better come inside and type a quick catch-up note before my stylish gap shorts get soaked all the way through.

I'm heading out tomorrow on a road-trip to Wisconsin. I plan to hit Madison for the 4th of July, where I've received an offer to eat a watermelon full of some kind of liquor and walk around various bodies of water to watch (and participate in) fireworks displays. After that, a short drive to Oshkosh for Wade's wedding reception, then a return route through Chicago where I will hopefully connect with James & James, one of whom will likely be held up at roman candle-point for a mix-tape.

But first, a shout out to Canada. Tuesday was Canada Day, and from my (admittedly limited) experiences in the Northern provinces, "Canada Day" is a cultural observation and spirited party that often stretches over several days and nights, drawing to a full close only at dawn on the 4th of July.

If you're staying close to town, don't miss Toby Terrance opening for 4th of July and Archetype at the Replay in Lawrence. Also opening Friday night is Liz Gardner's show at the Pi Gallery next to Grinders in the Crossroads. She'll have some new larger paintings and textile creations on display along with a fresh installment of the pocket-sized pieces, accompanied by some of my haiku. There will be a reception on Friday the 11th, which I'll likely post a flier for, but her art will be up starting this weekend.

What else...Work has been enjoyable and busy, and there are a number of creative projects in the works (I'm not trying to be cryptic, but I want to be in bed by close to 3).

The Shakespeare in the Park performance of Othello was pretty solid. In that natural outdoor venue, the line between audience and stage can get kind of blurred, and that combined with some convincing acting made me want to hop on stage and throttle Iago before his deceit incurred a body count. But history can not be altered, and it would be rather rude to interrupt a play.

So let's see...That's about it for tonight. I'll continue to maintain a blog here until I get a proper Web site, which is in the very earliest stages of research and development. (If I get lucky I might even try to enter it in the non-traditional category of Shawnee Mission Schools "R&D" Forum, but that's unlikely, because there is no non-traditional category, and besides I would be no match for grade schoolers when it comes to Web design. To be honest, I don't really even know how to use the Facebook!)

Things that I will continue to post here: useful information for the informed and classy Kansas Citian. For example, Royal Liquors on State Line has 4 or 5 quality varieties of Vinho Verde, all for under 10 dollars. Also, the New York Deli does a wicked pastrami/baby swiss/spicy mustard on pumpernickel as well as some delicious mohn pastries.

Things I likely won't blog about just yet: my growing fascination with the former ferries along the Missouri and Kansas Rivers, especially the olde watering hole/din of ill repute known as "Pensineau's Trading House." The above photo of me swinging over the Big Muddy was taken near the former location of Pensineau's place. Photo credit as usual to jennybros.com.

Speaking of, for those friends who have not yet heard, Jennifer and I will be jumping the proverbial broom in less than two months time. Much left to plan, but it will be fun.

So Aunt Margaret, break out your dancing shoes.

The rest of you, Happy Independence Day and I hope to see you soon.

LDHW

P.S. Thanks Teresa for mailing the swim suit and jelly beans. Much appreciated.

15 June 2008

Out Look


Definitely on the summertime blog schedule lately. Plenty to report, but my free time lately has been best spent outdoors, much like the photos above and below. Look for some more snapshots and stories later in the month, and enjoy your summer.
Overlooking the Lewis and Clark Trail

04 June 2008

ApocalyptiKC


This day trip I spoke of several weeks ago has turned into a much longer ausflug from the world of blogging and society as a whole. And just in time, too.

The above image, taken by Chris, is an actual photo of what downtown looked like yesterday (thanks to Chris for letting me post this amazing shot). The electrical storm started about 6 p.m. and carried on until well after I finally went to bed at about 2. At about 7:30, a 1,000,000 gallon fuel tanker in Kansas City, Kansas got struck by lightning, sparking a giant fire that rose 20 stories high and is yet to burn out completely.

This, combined with a recent shooting down the street from me that I was still upset about, gave the night a distinctly apocalyptic feel. It didn't help when the downstairs neighbor knocked on my door at midnight to let me know some sketchy middle-aged dude had been peering in her back window before pounding on the back door and demanding gas money for his car 10 blocks away. We called the cops, who checked it out and didn't see anyone.

I had a bit of a horror-movie moment, though, looking out into the porch where she said the guy had been lurking just before the police drove by. The wind and rain was blowing over us, and the intermittent lightning made it pretty easy to see for a few seconds at a time. And just when I was convinced there was nobody out there, I thought heard a noise on the fire escape just above us. Fortunately it was just a cat.

So I'm doing what I can do be a good citizen and look out for the folks in my neighborhood in whatever way I can. I was talking to Jenn about this yesterday and we decided that's one of the main things that separates a community from a neighborhood where no one feels safe. But I feel awful for people like CJ, the name of the kid who was attacked just down the street last Saturday. I generally feel safe in the neighborhood, but you never know when something crazy will happen.

I guess all you can do is take Voltaire's advice and tend to your garden, or in my case, mow the lawn. As of yesterday, I'm now the official grounds keeper for the apartment complex. I'll be mowing the lawn once a week and picking up trash in exchange for a pretty steep reduction in rent. I've even got a bandanna and some neon green t-shirts left over from my days at Westwood Public Works. So if you see what looks like a renegade Johnson County maintenance guy weed-wacking his way through the urban jungles of KCMO, don't be surprised.

Peace.

LW

21 May 2008

Day trippin


I've got 4 days in a row off coming up. Not sure what I'm going to do. There's an option of heading to the Dakotas for a couple of days. But there's also a chance I'll keep it close to home and head out on one of the exciting "Day Trips from Kansas City" listed in books like the one pictured above.

I actually leafed through this book while in line at the Borders in Lawrence. It sounds like there are a number of neat places I haven't been yet. But one thing struck me as funny:

There's a palm tree on the cover.

Yeah, the image is small, but you can plainly see it on the upper right side of the photo. So my question is, what automotive day trip from Kansas City can you take to get to somewhere where there's palm trees? I know you could get somewhere like that in 24 hours, but not there and back again.

Most likely this is just a stock photo used for all "Day Trip" guides. But in case there's some tropical oasis in the vicinity, someone should definitely let me know.

(Oh yeah, and I'm open to suggestions for places that actually exist as well. Gas ain't cheap, but Memorial Day comes but once a year)

19 May 2008

Wilderness


I lost a Frisbee last week and am still looking for it. It could be a little while until I find it and am able to blog again. Oh well.

16 May 2008

The Return of Balagan


Tonight (Friday) at the Taproom. Also I'm pretty sure there's an event at the Lawrence Art Center as well.

08 May 2008

Lizardry


It's nice to have a fixed-up porch and some unique plants to go along with them. But after enjoying quite a few do-nothing evenings and afternoons in the same spot, I was starting to feel like the old man in the tower.

An evening walk is an easy cure for that kind of restlessness, though, now that the weather has finally turned spring-like. Along with refreshing floral scents, there's a nice creative energy in the neighborhood. Either inspired by the weather or just pressured by end-of-the-term deadlines, the art kids have been demonstrating a renewed industriousness as of late. Some carry around fragments of sculpture or large canvases while others tinker with their bikes until the seat is at a comically high (yet still ridable) elevation.

A half-block down Warwick, I found a large reptilian figure leaning against a tree. Even without any apparent head, the thing stands at over six feet. The soft green skin and light yellow stomach painted on the plywood suggest it to be some sort of discarded cutout of Pete's Dragon, but if you tilt the head back into place you'll see it sports the fanged visage of an alligator. Though there are many possible explanations for its unexpected appearance, my guess is someone's mardi gras spirit animal failed to make the spring cleaning/move-out cut.

I spent a fair amount of the last week posting poetic about the magic of Central Park, but tonight's stroll was a nice reminder that KC isn't too bad, either. Although it's a bit narrow and the stone wall on the south end is too steep to easily descend, Southemoreland Park has a faintly aristocratic look to it in the gloaming hour. Pretty soon the nightly rehearsals for the summer Shakespeare fest will be underway, the lights and sounds of which are always strange to stumble upon when you're not expecting them.

The Nelson lawn looks nice as always -- the waterstones and tree-lined promenades on either side of the lawn are now the verdant opposite of the iced-over avenues I walked through just a few months ago. While sitting on a bench in the southeast corner of the lawn, I saw the silhouettes of several figures against the bright lights of the Bloch. A small photography crew had set up a portable changing-booth on the hill, and a slender woman emerged wearing what looked like very fashionable evening attire. She cut a striking figure, and I couldn't imagine the view from up-close looked quite as sensuous and suggestive as it did from a distance.

The shoot was just ending, though, and as I walked by I noticed the ladies in the crew were having a hard time pushing the carts back up the incline, so I gave them a hand. Chivalry, in case you haven't heard, is not dead.

From there I walked on home to the staticky crooning of cabaret singer Claire Waldoff as she extolled the pleasures of May. Along the way I observed that the dragon-guy was still standing, which I'm going to go ahead and take as an omen that it's going to be a nice next few weeks.

Speaking of luck dragons, is anyone else going to see The Neverending Story tonight at Liberty Hall? If you're 21 or over, you can drink beer. And there's free popcorn.

later, gators.

LW

06 May 2008

A knife, a fork, a bottle and a cork

A few final notes about New York, and then I'll temporarily wrap up that subject with a few photos:

-- Even on warm, sunny days, you won't typically find New Yorkers wearing shorts.

-- There's a really good burger place near the Fashion Institute of Technology (my safety school if I didn't get in to KU, incidentally) called "Brgr." I recommend the turkey burger with avocado, gruyere cheese and herb mayonnaise.

-- If you want a fun, philosophical tour of New York City without going to the trouble of going there, I recommend the 1998 documentary, "The Cruise," which follows tour guide Timothy "Speed" Levitch along his Gray Line tour bus route. There's a pretty damn near heartbreaking scene at the end where he demonstrates his habit of spinning around on the plaza between the twin towers and then looking up to get the effect of them falling down on him. The scene is loaded with a meaning that the filmmakers couldn't have intended at the time. You can find it on YouTube, but it's probably best viewed in the original context.


One thing I love about New York is the diversity. People of all different cultures, speaking all kinds of different languages, donating all kinds of blood types.


There are people from many different tribes and cultures


This monk was doing a sand mandala in the lobby of my hotel


New Yorkers are serious about their traffic laws


A pop-art patriot


Remnants of the Jagiellon Dynasty


A girl made of stone

And to close, a pair of Central Park trees...


04 May 2008

disc

Threw some serious frisbee this weekend in a scramble-style tourney at Swope. Clint and I got a score of 49 (5 under par). Not sure how we placed yet, but that would have been good enough to win the division ahead of us. In case you're out on the teebox trying to figure out how to throw, and for some reason have delayed the launch of your disc to check www.lucubrations.net on your handheld device, check out this handy graphic David and Mike put together to get an idea how to launch a disc at least 100 feet or more.

And a bonus instructional limerick, from Mr. Holmes:

You must use the legs in the thrust.
Adjust for the powers of gust.
Be careful the tree,
See where goeth 'bee;
Or trust me, you'll go home nonplussed

27 April 2008

NYComic Industriousness


I got a letter to the editor regarding this blog the other day. "My dear Wetzel," it read. "How come you tease us with mentions of high-profile New York city comics panel appearances only to provide us with nothing but fruity homilies about the beauty of central park and music videos featuring Turkish men in disco outfits?"

It's a good question. I realize I've been a bit remiss when it comes to posting about the actual fun and exciting events in life, such as last week's visit to New York. Many outlines of blog posts unfinished litter the desks and tables of my apartment, tucked into drawers or scribbled on the backs of envelopes and theater billings. Most of these will remain unpublished, and it's probably best this way. But since you asked, I'll go ahead and tell you about my little trip last week.

I went to New York for a business trip, but as far as the comics industry goes, it's hard not to mix in some pleasure, laughs and drinks, and a sunny streak of days made the city a pretty nice place to be. I went to dinner with a couple of the cartoonist on Universal Press's roster, including Mark Tatulli (Lio, Heart of the City) and one of my other heros, Ruben Bolling (Tom the Dancing Bug). The rest of the time I hung out at our booth at the event or just walked around picking up various comic books and either putting them back down with a polite smile or ponying up for my own copy. It's fun to buy stuff directly from the creators, especially if they draw a little picture for you on the inside cover.

Even though it's larger each year, New York Comiccon is much more endearing to me than the giant one out in San Diego. In San Diego the gaslamp district is literally overrun by freaks, kids, acned manga princesses, 12-year-old Sith lords, paunchy superheroes and people who would probably be wearing a cape anyway. The San Diego event has a glizy Hollywood feel to it, with tons of movie stars, video games and all the pop-cultural cotton candy one can imagine. The New York event, by contrast, is only visible immediately surrounding the Jacob K. Javitz center. Once you've walked a few blocks away, the crowd fades quickly from sight, like an isolated little enclave of freaks in the much larger freak colony that is New York City.

The event gets pretty packed by Saturday, but it's easy to move around and talk to people for most of Friday. I met a bunch of peeps and took part in the panel discussion about the history of comics along with some other folks in the industry. We had a good chat, with a fair amount of lamenting how stagnant comics pages have become.

For example, Mark mentioned that you can't send Beetle Bailey to Iraq because that would totally mess up the universe Walker has created for that strip. And you can't drop Beatle Bailey from the newspapers because an elderly will write in or call and complain. And the kids these days don't read the newspapers, and they're running out of money, and nobody wants to offend anybody. Basically the same old laments as well as a bit of hypothesizing about future profit models. We had a good discussion, but it would have been fun if we'd had time for more than one audience question/rant. As we're often reminded, people don't really care about syndicates. They just want to read the comics they like -- a fact that the new gocomics.com Web site is planning to accomodate with a number of Web 2.0 bells and whistles.

The conclusion, if there was one, was that syndicates will adapt with changing markets. The three or four-panel formats we're used to seeing comics in will carry on for at least a while yet, even as the Internet opens up the playing field to all varieties of creators, enthusiasts, entrepreneurs and innovators, several of which are linked to on the "Funny Pages" sidebar on this site, by the way.

I didn't attend many other panels except for a group chat with Ender's Game author Orson Scott Card, who shared some writing advice and gave an update on the Ender's Game movie, which no longer has director Wolfgang Peterson attached ("It will be made brilliantly, or it will be made after I'm dead," OSC said).

I realize that this is probably not terribly interesting so far, so I'll close the Comic Con-related half of this New York post with a few of the most interesting sites I've come across at the conventions I've attended so far in both San Diego and New York.

-- A fat stormtrooper eating a burger in the Javitz center food court, all by himself and looking very tired

-- A fit-looking stormtrooper posing by the crosswalk outside the Javitz center, like an aberrantly attired and futuristically armed member of the Port Authority, occasionally posing with civilians and/or pretending to gun them down while their friends took pictures

-- Along the train tracks outside the convention center in San Diego, a large crowd gathered to watch as a man in a superman outfit "held up" a BNSF train that was stopped on the tracks

-- A zombie walk through San Diego with probably close to 100 people taking part (I've heard rumors of a Westport zombie walk in May, by the way, so keep your eyes peeled and your dead buried)

-- A black Vietnam veteran wearing army fatigures, marching down the sidewalk in the dead of night, saluting invisible comrades and shouting out orders to no one in particular.

(actually, that last one was something I observed from my front porch in Kansas City, but I think it fits in there somehow)

I'll finish up with a few notes about the city and hopefully a few fun-saver pics once I pick those up from the photo place.

In the meantime, I just put some new strings on my old classical guitar so I'll probably be playing that if anybody wants to like, jam or something.

24 April 2008

Thursday Tracks: Internationalerockvideonacht / Amerikanischerundfunkblogarithm


I found this video of French-Canadian teen pop group Les Lutins earlier this week. I knew this song and had put it on a mix-tape or two, not thinking too much about what the vocalist looked like. In fact, I hadn't really thought through whether I thought it was male or female. Then I saw this. I wouldn't have guessed they were this young, but he's a very spirited fellow and it's a catchy tune. Take that, Jonas Brothers!


Next up, in my perpetual quest to listen to all Turkish folk/psych rockers of note, I found this from Baris Manco. It's called "Hal Hal," and it's got one of those infectious electric hooks he's so known for. They're like a Turkish P-funk, straddling folk and disco as well as bridging Europe and Asia. And if you think I'm being willfully obscurist, keep in mind this thing has 404,000 views at the time of my sharing it.

This isn't a video, but it's a great song by Erasmo Carlos, a Brazilian fellow who Stinj turned me on to. If it's currently the era of the Brazilian Hipster, as some would attest, songs like this certainly deserve some of the credit.

Oh, man. I just found this:


It's a medley of tunes in a variety of styles. The audience's appreciation and Erasmo's shy smile at about the minute mark make this a particularly lovely take.

While I'm showcasing hand-drums, long hair and high fashion, why not end this with a lovely ambient showing by German progressive/kraut/experimental rockers Popol Vuh, the folks whose music Herzog used for his film scores.



The hazy landscape in the video actually reminds me of the shot of barley waving in the wind set in Herzog's "The Mystery of Kaspar von Hauser."

The guy who posted this has a number of videos up at youtube.com/user/orangefunk, several from a great rebroadcasting of WDR's "Die Deutschrock Nacht."

Even if you don't enjoy the music in these, they're chock-full of fashion tips. But I think you'll like at least one of them. Until next time.

23 April 2008

I Spend A Day In Central Park


April 17, 12:35 p.m.

Was not quite prepared for the city, so I headed in a zig-zag fashion to Central Park.

First I stopped at Bryant Park and ate a strawberry torte with a coffee from a nearby delicatessen. Flocks of children playing, sunshine on buildings, couples and single folks sitting at tables so leisurely it could be a Seurat painting.

Walked past delis, pizza parlors and curiosity shops, bought a pen and fun-saver camera. Sidewalks full of important-looking people, high-fashion girls benefiting from the finest cosmetics, hairstyles and sunglasses money can by. How so many people walk so many blocks in such high heels amazes me.

The sight of magnolia trees, statues, colorful striped awnings of hot-dog vendors at the corner at 59th and 5th Avenue sent a wave of good cheer through my weary frame. The same Central Park I remember, rocks and tunnels sculpted into the landscape, people everywhere, jogging, walking dogs, riding bikes, pushing strollers. A beautiful day.

Jazz quartets playing lazy trumpet solos. People lining the benches reading the daily news, talking with each other or playing with cell phones.

I snapped a photo for a couple as they stood atop the terrace overlooking the lake.

Slept for a while under a bright cherry tree, using my carry-on bag as a pillow. A guy with three dogs, three girls smoking cigarettes on a blanket and a listless African man with a worn-out bag and wooden drum rounded out my surroundings.

Went to the Neue Galerie on 86th Street and marveled at the intricate brooches and belt-buckles designed by the Wiener Werkstätte. When I good-naturedly asked the guard if they sold replicas of the jewelry in the gift shop, he said coldly, "These are not for sale." I think he might have misunderstood me.

Other items of interest in the museum included dozens of studies by Klimt of women fingering themselves in various postures, and the crown jewel, a bright blue painter's smock of Klimt's with wizard-like designs stitched on the shoulders in yellow thread.

A lindzer tort and a coffee later and I found myself back at the park. I read a bit from the Trakl book I bought at the galerie and finally fell into a real sleep on the lawn, only to be awakened by a child approaching me while screaming something in an indecipherable kid language. I didn't hold it against him, though. He was smiling and probably only about 3 years old.

I stopped and listened to a man with a white beard and bright green sweater play a pair of sonatas on an electric keyboard, reading off of some careworn sheet music with the word "BACH" printed on the front, an umbrella and a parasol erected decoratively behind him. I gave him four quarters and listened for about that many minutes. Not a bad deal.

I then strolled past the Swedish Cottage Marionette Theater up into the designated quiet space of the Shakespeare Garden. Full of flowers, beautiful old oak benches and tasteful inscriptions from the Bard, including these lines from "As You Like It":

Heigh-ho, sing heigh-ho, unto the green holly.
Most friendship is feigning, most loving mere folly.
Then heigh-ho, the holly.
This life is most jolly.


Enjoyed a lookout from the restored grandeur of the Belvedere Castle, lingering on the ramparts and gazing out south over the lake.

Some girls sitting near the statue of King Jagiello gave me a lighter after I begged a light, smiling and saying I could keep it.

I found a seat outside the Alice in Wonderland statue and watched a bald crazy fellow run erratically in circles. Just when it looked like he was about to jump in the pond, he'd arc back and change his course before running in a circle all over again.

At 7:45 I left the park to meet an associate for dinner.

It was an altogether dainty and delightful afternoon!

(confession: the picture above is one Jenn took in Kansas City, but I did see many trees like it in the park and I haven't had the time to develop my fun-saver film just yet)

14 April 2008

keeping it short and reality-based

Can't blog much right now. I've got a cold and I took some Claritin D (in case it's allergies) so I'm stuffed-up and pharmy-headed. So today I'll just hit you with this heartwarming true story from this week...

I was at the Shell station on Main the other day on my way out of town. I didn't think I had enough change for the turnpike so while I was fueling up I dug around in the seat cushions. An old guy came up and asked me for some change so he could buy a beer. I told him I didn't have enough to share and said sorry. He said don't ever be sorry. Then he looked in my back windshield and saw the chocolate Easter Bunny that's been sitting there since Easter.

"Is that candy?" he asked. I said yes. "Is it mine?" Sure, I said, though I'm afraid it might have melted a little. "That don't matter," he said, not taking his eyes off the thing. I pulled it out of the back and gave it to him, along with a cold beer that I had in my shoulder bag.

He said thanks and walked off, still staring at his new treasures. I hung up the fuel hose and got back in the car, where I found an extra cache of coins under my coffee mug, enough for the toll and then some.

Then I drove to Lawrence.

11 April 2008

Events

If you're in Kansas City this weekend, come check out the Open Studios at the Hobbs Building.

And if you're in New York City next weekend, come heckle me at this discussion panel taking place at the NY Comic Con.

Both events should be fun.

08 April 2008

Bringing it all back home...


"Why must it always end in heartbreak?" I asked my friend Kyle as KU sank to a 9-point deficit in the waning minutes of tonight's NCAA basketball championship. "That's just the balance of fate," he replied.

And then -- with all the predictability of a Kansas tornado -- the balance of fate swung in our favor.

75-68.

Unbelievable.

In honor of the Hawks' vicennial victories in the championship, I thought I'd share this song called "Hawk it To 'Em," unearthed a few years back by Jayhawk DJ Balagan (you can read more about the song itself on his homepage).

More from me soon, but until then, you may rest assured that early reports that I am currently serving jail time for lighting roman candles on Mass. St. were false.

Take care. Rock Chalk. And remember to "keep it classy."

LHW

I found this postcard at the Clinton Store near Bloomington Beach at Clinton Lake. I can't remember exactly what the caption says on the back, but I believe it's a photo on file at the State historical society of a child reunited with his long-lost Jayhawk foster family. A fitting image for this festive occasion.

Addendum: It's hard to imagine a song more appropriate for Hawks fans than "Hawk it to 'em" (except for those dated Orange Bowl references), but I thought I'd post one more celebratory soul song this morning. It's a track by Esther Williams from the Best of Jazzman compilation called "Last Night Changed It All." Enjoy.

07 April 2008

Traveling En Masse to March on Mass. Street

A Normal Summer Saturday in Beautiful Downtown Lawrence:


Last Saturday Night:

(And that's blocks from where the largest concentration of folks were)

Much more from me soon about rumblings and rumors of a championship in Larrytown, but it is not yet the time to reflect. It's the time to anticipate and then -- hopefully -- to celebrate.

Both photographs by Jenn.

P.S. If anybody has any spare change, make sure to buy Derrick Rose some more gummy bears.

P.P.S> Getting on the roof is a bit sticker situation than it was when I lived on that block. They grease up the ledge now. Fortunately, all that petroleum jelly comes off of your hands after about 15 hand-slaps. Not to hard to come by on a night like Saturday.

04 April 2008

KU Final Four Rap

This rap song, "LuvThatCrimsonBlue" is both timely and hilarious. My brother e-mailed it to me last night, and it looks like it's spreading among the Jayhawk faithful rather rapidly, thanks to Bic Media.

03 April 2008

skittish

All right, I know trying to initiate a dialog on a blog with as small and apathetic a readership (and authorship) as this one is like trying to discuss world events at a rural saloon where the only customers are three regulars with their heads half-buried in buckets of the local blue collar lager. In other words, I don't have high expectations for starting a meaningful conversation here. But I'll give it a try.

I've been thinking a lot about hip-hop lately. Rap music. Whatever you want to call it. Just as long as there's that tic tic followed by that bump.

Rap is so completely co-opted by advertising culture, and yet you'll never feel as cool as you do when driving around with your windows open, the verbal barrage of some high-flying emcee blasting out of your car speakers over a nice sample and a phat beat.

I even went so far as to write and record a rap song once, which was a fun experience that also gave me an appreciation for how challenging it really is to compose and deliver effective, fast-paced rhymes while still maintaining a smooth flow.

So even though it's possible for a white kid such as myself to record a hip-hop tune (albeit a mostly humorous one), there's a social and racial divide I'll never make it across, an underlying tension and intensity I'll likely never feel the same way an authentic rapper would.

While reading through the now-retracted LA Times Story last week about the 1994 attack on Tupac (if you haven't seen it yet, don't miss reading the part about how Tupac accidentally shot himself in the groin while being attacked, then dragged himself into the elevator, rode bleeding down to the lobby, rolled a joint and called his girlfriend on his cell phone before medics and cops arrived on the scene, at which point he was wheeled out on a stretcher while raising a middle finger to the assembled photographers and news media) I marveled at what a totally different reality someone like that lives in. Even the folks who pull up to the stoplight outside my building late at night blasting that glitchy krunk shit that passes for hip-hop these days are clearly living in a far different city than I do, even if it's just a mile or so away.

Most likely there's little reconciling these two worlds. But what would it sound like if we tried?

Before I turn the discussion over to you all, I'll give you a tiny bit more background. I was driving to Illinois with my friend Jon a few months back, listening to the collected works of Ghostface Killah on my minivan's quite impressive sound system. Normally I would have skipped past all the skits and filler, but because it was a 5-hour drive, we decided to let them play, discussing the history, structure and notable examples of the hip-hop skit. And then Jon posed the question, "If indie rockers included skits on their albums, what would they be about?"

A few ideas crossed our head initially, but rather than allow those to taint your thoughts, I thought I'd see what you bring to the table. I usually don't ask much of my readers, so don't let me down this time. The future of modern music depends on it.